Ford Fiesta commercials are just reaching for anything now
I actually like Ford as a car manufacturer, so I’m taking this series of stupid commercials kind of personal. If you’ve read over this site before, you might have seen my rant on some of the goofy...
View ArticleAccenture: Nothing says tech consulting like a surfing elephant [VIDEO]
There are boat loads of really smart people over at Accenture, which is why I’m wondering how this commercial saw the light of day. It’s actually a cute little concept. The surfing elephant gets an...
View ArticleLike a good neighbor, State Farm is friggin’ annoying
I know, I know, you missed me a little, I understand. While it was always my plan to let other writers fill in some of the gaps here on DTM, I never planned to stop writing posts. Unfortunately,...
View ArticleThe folks at Oreo have too much damn money
I couldn’t find the sales figures for OREO cookies here in the US, but in Australia it was over $2 BILLION ($1.9 billion US) last year, so you can just imagine how many of the damn things we eat over...
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Imitation, Flattery and Stupidity at Nationwide Insurance
It definitely seems like the insurance industry may be providing the most entertaining advertising campaigns of any category these days. Whether it’s Mayhem playing the role of a team flag on your car,...
View ArticleTaco Bell, Preferred Tacos of Retards
Is it really this hard to sell a fucking taco these days? Below is the train wreck that is the commercial for Taco Bell’s new “Cheesy Double Decker Taco,” the latest attack on America’s colons. There...
View ArticleTaco Bell/Aasif Mandvi Predict a Short Summer
So far it’s been a lousy summer in Chicago. We essentially had no spring and so far June has been feast or famine; 90 degrees or 60 degress. Nothing in-between. But even I remain hopeful that summer...
View Article[VIDEO] Lindsay Lohan got paid how much to do what with a beezid?
When I’m not writing high prose for this site, I’m an internet marketing consultant, so for me to make a “What the hell’s a ‘beezid?” style joke would make me just completely out of touch with the...
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[COMMENTARY] On TV Commercials and Selective Racial Outrage
Let’s get one thing clear right from the start – people are assholes. Which people you may ask? All of them, all people are assholes. Me, you, them. All colors, all races, all creeds, and all...
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No, @Chevrolet Did Not Steal This Commercial Idea From @DearPhotograph. Get...
So, there appears to be a bit of a kerfuffle (damn I love that word) over everything from intellectual property rights to copy rights and internet memes and all kinds of legal crap over whether or not...
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